Stuff I Hate About Porn

[Hunter27]

Stuff I Hate About Porn

This is a sensitive topic since to each their own, but I’ll begin with the top four things I hate to see most in a porn. Feel free to comment, debate, and share your own hatred of some of the things that annoy you when watching porn.

Number 4: He moans and groans more than she does. Let’s be honest. Guys simply don’t make that much noise during sex, and if they do, well, I’m not sure why. But a video where he is sounding out more than her just seems stupid.

Number 3: The Takeover. Hot babe, good porn. They get it on and she almost gets him there but wait! We can’t have that. Because, we would all rather him takeover and watch him jerk himself off to the final moment. No thank you.

Number 2: Facials. In real life you either pull out at the last second and blow it on her back or her belly. That or she does it for you. It’s actually almost rare to find a mainstream porn scene where the guy doesn’t end the scene by jerking off onto her face. What the hell is that about?!

Number 1: Anal. I’ll never understand the reasoning why half the porns out there the girls have to be taking it in the crap shoot. Frankly I think it’s disgusting, and why fuck her ass when there’s a nice wet pussy just an inch away?! It’s not like their fucking another dude, or tranny, where there’s not much of another option. Anal is my number one video killer. If it goes that rout I skip it entirely.

[poluxplop007]

I understand your opinion, but personally, if I watch a porn movie or not, I Prefers watching something I'm not do myself, so the anal and facials does not bother me at all because they are something I do not, after when actors or actresses exaggerating screaming it is true that it's done too much on playing.
I find that there is not enough staged in porn, a good situation with a little story and not just a sequence of scenes is still much more fun.

[crozagreb]

I appreciate your opinion Hunter27 but I don't agree on all the things you said.

I will comment all four of your topics:

Number 4: He moans and groans more than she does.

I totally agree as it is unnatural and I can only add that I hate all exaggerated screaming in general.

Number 3: The Takeover.

I saw some videos without "takeover" but I was actually disappointed. I expected it to be more natural because no one wants to jerk off if he has a beautiful girl at disposal, but after the guy was done, you were not sure if anything really happened? It looked fake. I think that is the reason why they do "takeover".

Number 2: Facials.

I am actually fan of creampie endings but it is definitely very exciting to watch beautiful girls taking facials. In my opinion, one thing why they do that is because it is more visible than it would be just to see blow on the girls back or belly. The other thing and much more important thing has to do with domination and submission, actually the whole act is invented just for that purpose.

Number 1: Anal.

As I already mentioned before, I appreciate your opinion and I can really accept that you are disgusted by anal, but you must also try to understand other people. First of all, if someone is in to anal with girls, it has nothing to do with male homosexuals or trannies. One reason why the people like anal is because of the much more intense physical feeling, you can be aware of that even if you never did penetrate girl that way, and the other thing is again about domination and submission, it is the act of total commitment to the man.

As you see anal as a number one video killer, I am sure that many of us feel the same about videos without anal intercourse. I usually skip those videos.


All further comments would be appreciated...

[Hunter27]

I suppose I am a giver when it comes to sex. I respect my lover and come from the (Point Of View) that if it doesn’t pleasure her than I must be doing something wrong. I believe in “equal pleasure”. After all, you are both participating. I wouldn’t let her stick her finger up my ass just because she gets her kicks from it. And.. I wouldn’t expect her to sacrifice either.

In any case I understand all sides of the matter. Everyone is different. To each their own.

[1.Man]

@ Hunter27

I don't understand you at all. Clearly you have some preferences , why you simply don't look on the internet the kind of stuff you like because they are thousand of porn fitting your criteria.
The internet is full of content for all kind of prefferences and primarily everybody can find something that he will enjoy.
The 4 criteria expressed by you are more present in porn because they are a lot of people who loved them and beside :
4. In rarely occasions that happens but most of the time she keep the neighbors awake ;
3. Same her. In rarely occasions that happens , in most of the porn movies you see her giving him a last and well deserved blowjob or handjob ( or both ) in the end of the scene ;
2. Here you are right this thing happens but i repeat , you can find thousands of videos where he jerk off on her back or belly. Beside , what is so sexy to jerk on a women's back or belly ?
1. Come on man , at a porn scene of 30-40 minute why just fuck her pussy ?
This is a very bad idea who people not open minded have that if you fuck your girlfriend anal in fact you have gay trend. In fact a girl have 3 holes why do not profit from all of them
Trust me , if you tried it you will love it Beside , then you see a real girl who moans and groans
Mostly of the girls do anal porn because is much more better paid

PS : If you love a women and she comes to you eager to put her entire hand up your ass ( not just a finger ) the first thing you do is to go to the store and buy some gloves and lubricant

[poluxplop007]

Personaly i don't want to anal fuck my wife but i like to see woman take on the ass on video :p

[laura]

Stuff I Hate About Porn

This is a sensitive topic since to each their own, but I’ll begin with the top four things I hate to see most in a porn. Feel free to comment, debate, and share your own hatred of some of the things that annoy you when watching porn.

Number 4: He moans and groans more than she does. Let’s be honest. Guys simply don’t make that much noise during sex, and if they do, well, I’m not sure why. But a video where he is sounding out more than her just seems stupid.

Number 3: The Takeover. Hot babe, good porn. They get it on and she almost gets him there but wait! We can’t have that. Because, we would all rather him takeover and watch him jerk himself off to the final moment. No thank you.

Number 2: Facials. In real life you either pull out at the last second and blow it on her back or her belly. That or she does it for you. It’s actually almost rare to find a mainstream porn scene where the guy doesn’t end the scene by jerking off onto her face. What the hell is that about?!

Number 1: Anal. I’ll never understand the reasoning why half the porns out there the girls have to be taking it in the crap shoot. Frankly I think it’s disgusting, and why fuck her ass when there’s a nice wet pussy just an inch away?! It’s not like their fucking another dude, or tranny, where there’s not much of another option. Anal is my number one video killer. If it goes that rout I skip it entirely.

A nice post this and one to raise debate which imho is always a good thing!

So agree with point No 3, how annoying is that!!?? c'mon guys its not just about you! i want to see the babe orgasm before the obligatory cum shot... i know it is often faked but at least that would give the illlusion that the girl has had some fun

I guess point number 2 aint gonna change, porn is all about visuals and the most shockingly sordid it can be then the more peopl are gonna get off on it. Personally i hate the taste of cum but must admit i do enjoy watching a nice messy facial.

Point 4 i couldn't disagree more .. personally i love anal porn and won't watch anything else. Pussy porn does nothing for me, why? to me it just seems to everyday and natural and not at all edgy or different. I view the pussy as being something that provides pleasure but in a loving environment, and not in a porn one.

I just think visually anal looks gorgeous to see a hot girl with her leags spread while she takes a nice long pounding with her pussy on show is unbeatable in my books. As they say tho, each to their own.

My own pet hates:

1) When a guy has to jerk his cock for ages to make himself cum!

Can't stand this. There is one Russian stud (Timo) who gets to fuck some of the hottest teens on the planet and some of these girls are stunning, now you'd think that most guys would barely be able to control their cum and after a long pounding they would find it difficult not to shoot their loads, but not this guy! yes he is quite hot and has a nice cock but come on dude you are doing a job that millions of guys would give their right arm to do so at least be aroused by the actual sex and please try and cum without having to self pleaseure yourself

2) Porn music - just wrong

3) Super long blow job sequences. Seems to be the done thing in a lot of scenes today (espc American ones) with a blow job lasting upwards of half the scene. Sorry but i dont want to see that, i want to see the actual penetration thank you very much.

4) Milf's - just don't get it myself.

If i think of more, i'll post (no doubt)

xxx

[Hunter27]

A nice post this and one to raise debate which imho is always a good thing!

I'm a master debater I didn't post this topic to bash on any ones preferences. Just a place to rant and, debate.

[Cirdan]

Interesting topic, personally I don`t think there is anything I really hate about porn.. there certainly is enough material for everyone`s taste out there. However...

"The takeover" can be annoying at times, I`d rather see the girl get him there.. with her pussy, mouth, hands, ass, tits all good. Sometimes jerking off works tho, if spraying multiple girl`s faces for instance

Toys are ok but sometimes they get overused. Also this thing about putting speculums(sp?) up girls asses to inspect them or whatever.. just fingering, fucking them, licking and watching the cum sprayed gape is plenty enough for me. Playing doctor sure, don`t go all surgery please.

Too much close ups. Ok with a close up but changing between groin closeup and face closeup for extended periods is boring.. I want to see more.

[talotaror]

[...] I am sure that many of us feel the same about videos without anal intercourse. I usually skip those videos.

I also skip scenes with only pussy fucking without anal. But I like blowjob only scenes, les scenes, toys only scenes etc.

I also agree with poluxplop007 that I love watch when a beautiful girl take a cock in her ass, but privately I have never done anal with my girlfriend and I don't even want to (I don't know why).

I like facials, but even more I like when a guy cums into mouth, and even more when a girl swallows it.

I think I just like watch when a girl is for man, not man for a girl. I like watch when the pleasure is only for man, that's why I don't like watch pussy licking and fucking. I think then "he is fucking her pussy, nothing special, easy to do, girls like that way".

I like things that are hard to do: in real life it is hard to convince a girl to do facial, cum swallowing, do anal etc.

I don't like:
- girls who act like slut or unnatural (mostly American girls, so I don't watch them at all)
- too much zoom in... I like when a cameraman show also poeple and scene, not just cock only...
- when a guy fucks 30 seconds in a pussy, and then 30 seconds in an ass, then back to pussy etc.
- watch ugly girls, which are at least 90% in porn

I like:
- pure anal scenes without pussy fucking
- beautiful next door girls (mostly Russian girls)
- conversation before fucking